Which Console Is Right For You?
September 15th 2008 01:45
An article that will be written every three months until the sun sputters for a final time before extinguishing forever and draining the life from the Earth, the opressive, souless darkness punctuated only by the impossibly distant pin pricks of hope from distant stars, is that of the guide to choosing a console.
This version from Neoseeker adds a dollop of humour to further incite fanboys but give the rest of us a medium sized chuckle.
The summary goes a little something like this.
Xbox 360: "...inspire the image of a roudy fraternity punk humping a beer bong because of its many FPS exclusives."
PS3: "...As such, PS3 archetypes are typically more sophistocated than the 360 stereotype, though everyone winds up sounding like an idiot when they get into fanboy forum fights."
Wii: "...the Wii is also viewed as a light weight, with its target demographic being the new casual gamer group that encompasses just about anyone with motor skills and hand-eye coordination."
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